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The Very Boring Group Anthem

by Jeff Hayman

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Written for The Very Boring Group on Facebook. Have a day.

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You are Valued and Individual, you have but humble intention
If you see infringement then make sure you snitch
And bring it to our attention.
You'll need to show that you know all the rules
And show everybody respect
And if you do well for the whole year round
You might become a Good Egg

The Very Boring Group is a very boring group
To post very boring things
As long as those things do not conflict with The Rules
A link to The Rules can be found
In the announcement post
Read the rules. Obey the rules. Be boring.

Listen to the staff, they will guide you
When the path is unclear
The staff is made up of The Boring Overlord, Bored Members and Peacekeepers.
And let's not forget Boreden Marie who runs the correctional facility
You don't want to go there, it's very sedated
And you'll need to prove that you are rehabilitated.

The Very Boring Group is a very boring group
To post very boring things
As long as those things do not conflict with The Rules
A link to The Rules can be found
In the announcement post
Read the rules. Obey the rules. Be boring.

All that we do is for the Greater Good
To make Facebook more bland
It’s not about fun and it’s not about us
In humdrum we shall stand
We don’t make jokes and don’t use emojis
And rarely we exclaim
We just go about living
Without popular ambitions
We hope you have a day.

The Very Boring Group is a very boring group
To post very boring things
As long as those things do not conflict with The Rules
A link to The Rules can be found
In the announcement post
Read the rules. Obey the rules. Be boring.
Read the rules. Obey the rules. Be boring.

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released March 4, 2019
Written and recorded by Jeff Hayman

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Jeff Hayman Groningen, The Netherlands

Dark brooding lyrics with a pop/rock twist. No topic is off limits for this West Australian songwriter. Now based in The Netherlands, you can find Jeff playing clubs, pubs, living rooms, festivals and everything in between.

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